Johnathan's Tiny Home Page
- October 17, 1996
- Born in Dallas, Texas, 20" long, weighing 6 pounds and 7 ounces. Scored 9 out of 10 on my first exam
- October 19, 1996
- Moved from the hospital to my new home near White Rock Lake in Dallas.
- Figuring out all of these blurry forms and odd sounds
- Increasing attendance at 3 a.m. parties
- Perfecting my repertoire of cute sounds and facial expressions
- Network optimization algorithms
Photos of Me
- Although the concept of "food" is somewhat new to me, it is pretty good stuff. Not much variety,
though, and they won't let me have any Mexican yet.
- My main thing: resting all day for those late-night activities.
- Using up Pampers
- As a Proctor and Gamble stockholder, it is my duty to keep product demand high.
- Large-breasted women
- Well, actually, I am a one-woman man. Mom is simply the best.
And, for that matter, all breasts look large from here.
Last revised: November 17, 1996