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Biographical Information for Johnathan

October 17, 1996
Born in Dallas, Texas, 20" long, weighing 6 pounds and 7 ounces. Scored 9 out of 10 on my first exam (Apgar Test).
October 19, 1996
Moved from the hospital to my new home near White Rock Lake in Dallas.

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Photos of Me

Personal Interests

Eating
Although the concept of "food" is somewhat new to me, it is pretty good stuff. Not much variety, though, and they won't let me have any Mexican yet.
Sleeping
My main thing: resting all day for those late-night activities.
Using up Pampers
As a Proctor and Gamble stockholder, it is my duty to keep product demand high.
Large-breasted women
Well, actually, I am a one-woman man. Mom is simply the best. And, for that matter, all breasts look large from here.

Last revised: November 17, 1996